I have no idea what the final numbers were, but I do know too many of my fellow Scots have Chickened out of making our nation a free and independent one.
I will now undertake a period of mourning for the pride of a nation. I have closed my facebook account and I'm going to dye my hair to a dark nondescript colour. I'm going back to ignoring politics and will stop watching the BBC, it's just full of lies anyway.
The Moët will go back in the box and I have absolutely nothing to celebrate.